So I get an email from FoodTV titled Weekend Brunch Favorites. Mmm! So I open it and the first recipes listed are these:

Blueberry Blintzes

Zucchini Carpaccio

Vanilla Horseshoe Cookies

Gazpacho

Skirt Steak with Cipollini Onions

Saturday morning, wake up a little late, whip up a little Zucchini Carpaccio and a Skirt Steak with Cipollini Onions, side of Gazpacho...

?????? Um, no.

Granted, there were more breakfasty foods much lower down the email, but why would I read further? Get to the point, I don't take spam.