Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Oh Happy (Zombie) Day!
You know what that means, kids. A movie trailer!
I give you...Resident Evil: Extinction. w00t!
Don't you just love how their trailers start with Umbrella Corporation propaganda, and then REE REE REE REE!!!
Preliminary complaints ('cause y'all know I have some):
1. Mila's hair. Observe:
Resident Evil: Genesis
Cute!
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Slightly ragged, but still cute.
Resident Evil: Evolution
Errrrrr....
2. Choice of Co-Star
Resident Evil: Genesis
The first movie had no other equivalent characters in the video game, so here's a shot of the group.
Lovely, no?
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Jill Valentine vs. Jill Valentine
Very close, and she had some great stunts.
Resident Evil: Extinction
Claire Redfield vs. Claire Redfield
Ali Larter? Really? Somehow her Heroes whininess does not inspire my confidence.
I guess I should just be thankful we still have Carlos Reveira.
Ok, ok, the second picture is from The Mummy. Is that really important right now?
3. Western Boots
Where are the spurs? Tumbleweed? Will Doc be sending Marty back to the future on the train tracks?
4. Too much dust...
...not enough laser beams...
...and also, no undead dogs.
Alas.
That being said, it's not coming out until the fall, and seeing as how there aren't many special effects in the trailer, I trust they will be spending that time wisely.
Right?!
Also, I was just there in November. Sadly, there were no zombies at the time, or butt-kicking supermodels.
My picture of the Venetian:
In the zombie future:
One can always hope.
I give you...Resident Evil: Extinction. w00t!
Don't you just love how their trailers start with Umbrella Corporation propaganda, and then REE REE REE REE!!!
Preliminary complaints ('cause y'all know I have some):
1. Mila's hair. Observe:
Resident Evil: Genesis
Cute!
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Slightly ragged, but still cute.
Resident Evil: Evolution
Errrrrr....
2. Choice of Co-Star
Resident Evil: Genesis
The first movie had no other equivalent characters in the video game, so here's a shot of the group.
Lovely, no?
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Jill Valentine vs. Jill Valentine
Very close, and she had some great stunts.
Resident Evil: Extinction
Claire Redfield vs. Claire Redfield
Ali Larter? Really? Somehow her Heroes whininess does not inspire my confidence.
I guess I should just be thankful we still have Carlos Reveira.
Ok, ok, the second picture is from The Mummy. Is that really important right now?
3. Western Boots
Where are the spurs? Tumbleweed? Will Doc be sending Marty back to the future on the train tracks?
4. Too much dust...
...not enough laser beams...
...and also, no undead dogs.
Alas.
That being said, it's not coming out until the fall, and seeing as how there aren't many special effects in the trailer, I trust they will be spending that time wisely.
Right?!
Also, I was just there in November. Sadly, there were no zombies at the time, or butt-kicking supermodels.
My picture of the Venetian:
In the zombie future:
One can always hope.
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