"Oedipus, as you know Katie, is the tragic Greek king who killed his father and married his mother — a sequence of events that seldom turns out well." - Bob Costas

"I love to see all these smiling faces!" - Katie Couric

I wonder if we made a list of all the stupid things those two say over next week of Olympic coverage and faxed it to the network, if they would refrain from hiring those two next time. Or anyone else. Just play the sports. If you must explain that it was a triple-dipple loop-de-loop flip, subtitle it, since the routines are pre-determined. That's my suggestion for a ratings boost.